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Fashion and music are my sanctuaries.
My name is Dalia, I'm a 19 year old Architecture student studying in Kuwait. I watch everything and ship everyone. My OTP is me + marshmallows. Also, I'm fabulous.
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My name is Dalia, I'm a 19 year old Architecture student studying in Kuwait. I watch everything and ship everyone. My OTP is me + marshmallows. Also, I'm fabulous.
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| mom: | why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on |
|---|---|
| me: | i am juliet |
| me: | and he is my romeo |
| mom: | |
| me: | no, i'm just kidding please call the cops |
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| Doctor: | You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. |
|---|---|
| Woman: | Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? |
| Doctor: | Denise. |
| Woman: | Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? |
| Doctor: | Denephew. |
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
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Jimmy: These superheroes, they have special powers. Captain America, what does he do?
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